TIM THORNE

 

Jun 1995

 

Walleah Press

Currajah

Famous Reporter



 
 
Jonathan Burke McHugo Comes to Town
 
He sailed up the Tamar, a potentate
lolling on a settee on the poop deck.
Ever since the Indian sun had spiced
his brains too richly he'd had such fits,
believing himself royal. His crew
would humour him, make due obeisance.
 
The whole of Launceston turned out to watch
mad Jonathan disembark. It was a year
for madness, 1811: King George,
this "Count and Prince of the Blood", and Gordon,
sad crazy Gordon whose pate, too, had been
curried for the Empire and who'd ended up
Commandant of its foulest colony,
Launceston.
 
                                    Gordon greeted Jonathan
who handed out madeira and advice
royally, explained his mission to reclaim
the island for the Crown (i.e. himself),
persuaded Gordon that he was to blame
for all the troubles of the settlement,
deserved jail. Gordon agreed. Power passed
from madman to madman. Diessent was drowned
in sweet wine or darkened by the shadow
of the gallows. For a week Jonathan ruled.
 
Lieutenant Lyttleton, young, passionate,
loyal and sane, freed a protesting Gordon,
manhandled Jonathan back to his brig,
tied him down and sailed him through the heads.
Launceston, some say, recovered.
 

Tim Thorne has been the Director of the annual Tasmanian Poetry Festival since its inception in 1985. He is the author of six collections of poetry and the editor of three anthologies, the Managing Editor of Cornford Press, Launceston, and a correspondent for Overland.